Things I learnt after watching one episode of KUWTK

Inane
  • These people live in gargantuan houses. It’s mind-blowing.
  • This is an episode where the three sisters decided to take a road trip together just to spend some nice sister-bonding time which is actually pretty sweet except nobody else has the damn time to go “oh I got nothing better to do on this random day of the week, let me just rent a gorgeous vintage Chevy and go on a road trip with my siblings, it’s not like I need to work for a living or anything”
  • There are dinosaurs on Californian highway roadsides???Screen Shot 2017-08-07 at 9.18.29 pm.png
  • “Trust the process.”
  • Can we go back to talk about their houses?
  • When Khloe got ignored by her two sisters, she decides to talk to (get ready for this) Cornelius, her younger brother Rob’s imaginary friend.
  • I just googled and Khloe Kardashian is 33 years old.Screen Shot 2017-08-07 at 9.23.52 pm.png
  • I’d like to think I am the Kourtney of the 3 sisters, but really…….. I am Khloe.

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Opinion on things

Inane

On music: The La La Land soundtrack would be so much more enjoyable if they actually got properly trained performers to sing it. A Lovely Night was akin to sandpapering my ears. And no, I’m not saying I can sing better (or sing at all) but you don’t see me getting paid to do something I’m not good at right? I would think the same standards should apply universally.

On coffee: I specifically asked for kopi siew dai peng but the drinks stall lady just poured the pre-made kopi into a cup of ice. I wasn’t giving you a choice, auntie.

On professors who promised to upload their midterm review to aid our revision for finals but it’s less than 24 hours to the paper and still nothing: I’m not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

Weekend Update

Inane
  1. I met the nicest lady in the Starbucks queue on Friday. She had a one for one coupon that was expiring on that day itself so she offered me a free drink, and repeatedly rejected my offer to pay her (which was further compounded by the fact that I actually had no cash on me). Dear stranger, thank you so much and I definitely will pass forward your kindness to someone else one day!
  2. I really want to try the new Macs Korean-style burger purely because I heard it’s spicy as hell and I am an absolute sucker for that. My parents refused to take me to a Macs, which I now realise is a weird statement to make for a 21 year old, but you need to know that it is deeply satisfying to have your parents buy you junk food (and those special seasonal burgers aren’t cheap).
  3. Met up with the squad girls today. It has been about a year since I’ve seen them, and  Nut attempted to start a let’s-go-round-the-table-and-share-some-life-updates session which was a glorious failure because there wasn’t really much to say apart from inane internship stories and my general ability to piss people off by flaking when I get too busy with school (which is a story for another day). Was nice and soothing to see familiar faces; it’s a comforting presence that I wish I’d get more of, but as the years go by I start to realise it might be a luxury I can’t afford (because of my crushing social ineptness in school). If you girls see this, I miss you all and I am already looking forward to our next meet up!!

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I clearly missed the memo (or I was just v happy to see them)